Ball of fire might destroy my manhood.

This thing happened 3 years ago

My friends are good convincers.They are willing to humiliate me to make me do something.Hell, they are willing to humiliate themselves.It was after school.45 minutes to remedial.I sat on the pavement beside the court where the red ball are kicked by many pairs of leg.Sec 4 vs Sec 5.Then,the goalie said that his dad is waiting for him outside.I was about to escape to the canteen when I heard…”Afiq!!!”.Damn.

So there I was standing between the two posts.It was an easy job not because I am good at it but the post were so small that I couldn’t walk through them.So,the first 15 minutes there wasn’t any action.My friends really played well.I was beginning to like my job when suddenly what seems to be a BIG BALL OF FIRE came approaching me.Before I could get ready to catch the ball…boom!!!

I fell down doing the “WILL YOU MARRY ME” posture while my left hand was holding my crotch.If hell feels like this,I’d rather be a good man.As two of my friends led me to the canteen benches,I felt like fainting…twice.As 3 of us sat down facing the stalls,most of the stall holders looks at me maybe because my hand is still on my crotch.Then,one of my friend said,”I guess there’ll be one less holiday for you”and then we burst into laughter including me even though laughing worsen the pain on my groin.

As I think back,it’ll be frustrating for infertile guys to live their lives.I knew one of my older cousin who has been married for 6 years but he still have no heirs.I could hear gossips from my aunties talking about him each time there is a gathering(you know how malay aunties nowadays behave).I imagine myself being infertile in the future.Do I adopt a baby just to get rid of “infertile” status or because I really wanted a child.As I came back to reality,my friend shove a pack of ice towards my groin.

And no,I’m not infertile…