Okay,so this is the last post if I’m not wrong.Unlike last week,this week lots of things happened to me.So…there is gonna be two posts acting as one post..ok sorry,I didn’t even understand what I just type.
McPranks:
Last friday I rode the fully occupied bus 154 to go home.Its a direct bus service from Ngee Ann Poly to Boon Lay interchange.So after sitting on that vibrating chair(…that sounds wrong)for about an hour,I suddenly had the urge to buy a McDonald’s milkshake when I spotted a big poster of it at taman jurong.So,I pressed the bell and alight even though I knew that I’ve to wait another 30 mins to board another bus.When I enter the place,there wasn’t a long queue so I kind of feel optimistic about this abrupt decision.There I was, standing in a queue with my purpose only to buy a chocolate milkshake.Then…there was the big board.I am sure all of you had encountered a situation where you had one goal in your mind only to be distracted by the pictures of the big board.The power of the big board shouldn’t be underestimated.There is numerous times where my intentions were to purchase a small ice cream cone only to be tempted by the big board and only to find me saying “One big mac meal please…upsize”.Thats what happened to me that Friday.The worse thing was,when I went home I unintentionally burped and my mom asked if I went to McDonald’s.Oh..oh.
However,I proudly say that not on all occasion McDonald’s had the better of me.During my secondary school days,me and my friend frequently went to McDonald’s taman jurong outlet just because of their drive-thru.Only there we were able to release our stress by pranks.For example,my friend would walk up the intercom of the drive-thru and said what he wanted to eat.After saying it,he would ran away,I didn’t even think that the staff even realize about this but we would laugh when we stop running and forgetting our homeworks and other serious things.I knew what we did seem to be morally wrong but I felt what we did wasn’t that bad after watching Super Size Me(2004)
Fattie Move Aside:
Tiredness conquered my body last Thursday.I haven’t ate and sleep for one full day.I was more pissed when I saw a fully crowd train coming towards the railway and I board it.As it reaches Jurong East interchange,lady luck smiled on me when there was more people alighting than boarding which led to one empty seat.I rushed towards it and I also saw a young lady rushed towards it.Usually I gave in but I felt I deserved some rest so…I won the race!I sat there smiling and expressing my relief as my buttocks made contact with the seat.Then,I saw the same lady with an angry expression on a face and walked away with an ‘attitude’.Well,sorry honey,I won.Thinking about it,I think that she doesn’t have the right to be angry cause I truly deserved the chair.Lets look at it.I’m overweight which means I get tired fast and I was sweating so much that it look as if I just fell in a swimming pool while she look like the ones who appear on the commercial to promote a certain kind of exercise machine and also make a number of boys staring at the screen with full of lust.So thats what happened last thursday… The next day,despite sleeping for 12 hours,I still felt weak.As I board the morning train to school,It was fully seated but it wasn’t crowded.So,I stand in the middle of the carriage and then there was this kid who was sitting who looks two years younger than me staring at me.And he was fat.Real fat.I looked away and when I look back he was still staring at me.So then,I was real pissed at him.In my mind,I was thinking that this fatso really needs a beating.I mean,he should let me sit down.Doesn’t he sit long enough at home to be that fat?And then I realise.I was actually thinking in the same perspective as the ‘fit’ girl who despise me.That fat boy could be me.Looking at it,he was sweating and look unwell.I felt bad having that thought in my mind.But does that mean the fit girl was to be fully blame?Doesn’t the obese boy should stop staring at me?I guess both parties play a certain part in keeping a balance….uh…I’m still seaching for the word.
